Making dinner for my date, I decided to cheat and buy some cupcakes for dessert. I remember walking out of the bakery with cupcakes in-hand, and next thing ya know, I boinked my head on a pole. Don’t ask. That was our first date—Valentine's Day. We're not dating now, but we're best of friends, and we always celebrate on February 14th, although I do keep my eyes open for stray poles on that day.